Badly worded questions

In Maths classes 

The point is the way it is phrased it can be interpreted as meaning either

1. Both adults buy the same. Each buys a single to leeds and each buys a return to Hull
Or
2. Both buy different tickets. One gets a single to Leeds and the other buys a return to Hull. @faceblindandy pic.twitter.com/M2fNrn6w74

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 26, 2019

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So 3 poss. answers
1. Both buy the same. Each buys a single to leeds and each buys a return to Hull
2. Both buy different tickets. One gets a single to Leeds & the other buys a return to Hull.
3. One gets a return that takes him to Hull & back and then both get singles to Leeds.

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 27, 2019

Biology examinations

In Biology, kids will be penalised for writing historically correct answers that examiners dislike. See image
A perfectly valid answer is: "Because it is NOT his theory. Patrick Matthew prior published it & his known influencers prior-cited Matthew.
Proof: https://t.co/E8QuuMzsSL pic.twitter.com/Kcrs3o13zL

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 27, 2019

Trump recants his anti-vax stance. Were they baby killing tweets?

Amid pressure @Hollyonline to blimp him with measles baby of himself in London during State Visit to UK in June Donald Trump finally recants on what may well be his baby killing Twitter nonsense about vaccines causing autism

1. https://t.co/3G8OAKl53j
2. https://t.co/fYpTRpC9XO pic.twitter.com/s40qQFtQO1

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 26, 2019

Hard Data on Managerialist Stupidity and Lost Plot Work

A hospital has found a unique way of reducing needle stick injuries.. well the reporting of them atleast.

Evidence of why healthcare policy needs input from clinicians pic.twitter.com/mQcq6KEq5E

— Zachary Byfield (@ZacharyByfield) April 26, 2019

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Such written statements of #Managerialist policy are independently verifiable proof they exist. We must not let these disappear into the ether. This is very important research data.

Earlier we shared and tweeted on Nottingham Trent University's Staff Social Media Policy dictats pic.twitter.com/2hNSNWmtI6

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 26, 2019

Managerialism and the decline of the university

#Juxtasupposin

#Juxtasupposin pic.twitter.com/hk3Dn1tS2D

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 18, 2019

They know not what they had

Why did the Scots demolish this lovely house? It should have been a national monument to their great science hero Patrick Matthew. What went wrong? The answer is science fraud

The House: https://t.co/4TmTyPRwX9

The Fraud:
1. https://t.co/3XMQL72PHL
2. https://t.co/E8QuuMzsSL pic.twitter.com/1oUTGBBgkI

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 15, 2019

On the plagiarism of facts by those who fell for the dysology they debunk

Email from crime prevention practitioner expert in USA. Quoted my text below and wrote: "I still find one of the most hilarious, and correct, comments I've read in criminology in the past years is yours from your RAT article. Funniest thing I've read :-) " https://t.co/aR3151ssfD pic.twitter.com/A7xki5z1h5

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 14, 2019

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Trouble is, original discovery of flaw, revealed in my article will be plagiarised by those credulous enough to fall for it. But I won't be cited. Same thing happened recently with my original discovery that other naturalists DID prior cite Patrick Matthew https://t.co/tvgtt3FThh https://t.co/sHBN3vOYyr

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 14, 2019

Blatant Lies at the Heart of the Establishment

This is #Managerialism - the same kind of sociopathic systematic blatant bully lying that has ruined our universities and governments.

Donald Trump claims not to know much about wikileaks not his thing in life - but it sooooo is. What a blatant liar: https://t.co/kOR90iWAsu

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 12, 2019

Worlds Worst PR Disasters

IMAGES CONTENT ARCHIVED: http://archive.is/BguSV and NTU content on its April Fools joke here http://archive.is/C1kmR

Nottingham Trent University April Fools day (2019) joke backfires on April 2nd.  I bet the senior managers and Board of Governors wish they had that cloak today. Because, seriously, what the jobs for academic dullards cult of managerialism is doing is no joke for the proper academics at NTU.

Next day, April 2nd (2019) the cloak was lifted on Twitter and by the Times Higher

https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/union-says-intolerable-workloads-driving-rise-staff-sickness#comment-37011

Then see if your joke can disappear the misery that the #CultOfManagerialism has caused to your university.

Uncloaked, the reality is no joke. Real people's lives are being ruined by the bonus greed-driven management @NTU. See: https://t.co/ZagYUDQQdl#UniversityNearYou

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) April 2, 2019

References

YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Xcs45ovQ8&feature=youtu.be

The Times Higher Education (THE) https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/union-says-intolerable-workloads-driving-rise-staff-sickness

PLEASE RE-TWEET

Worlds Worst #PR Disasters. No1. Nottingham Trent University's April Fools Invisibility Cloak is Lifted on April 2nd https://t.co/fYrRIwwmny pic.twitter.com/uYKcAn0F0E

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) April 2, 2019