So @EdzardErnst might Donald Trump's persistent #VaxWorrying💉😱 and friendship with struck-off anti vaxxer science fraudster Andrew Wakefield be further data in the preponderance of circumstantial evidence of #collusion with Russia? https://t.co/V2XSYmloUN 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/h8t0uaYzCw
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 24, 2018
Friday, 24 August 2018
Vax Worrying
Thursday, 23 August 2018
For whom does the bell of veracity toll? It tolls for thee. Are you too sick to know it ?
For Whom the Bell Tolls here played on bells.https://t.co/TfjzY2CoUT
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 23, 2018
Wednesday, 22 August 2018
Woo Woo Wallace
Let's put history straight on the anti-vax movement The co-plagiarist (see https://t.co/E8QuuMzsSL …) and woo-woo ghostie beleiver friend of Charles Darwin - Alfred Russel Wallace - (still celebrated by the credulous) was a very famous anti vaxxer https://t.co/QP29JqXqTA … pic.twitter.com/ScZzeuVpiM
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 22, 2018
Thursday, 16 August 2018
Wasp Nest, Hummingbird, Gorilla and Cockroach Homeopathic Lunacy
-Oh Gawd 'elp us an save us ....homeopaths, all being total looneys, are selling diluted wasp nests to gullible fools: https://t.co/2lQ94tSu5K
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 16, 2018
-"My brain feels like it is sliding off my head; as I feel this I visualize it like being just how Jell-o would slide off a plate. I kept asking my friend, "Do I sound normal?"
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 16, 2018
Diluted hummingbird for anyone so Jell-O brained as to buy it off a homeopath https://t.co/AEoizmhbWF pic.twitter.com/jRZm9Sbdrm
-Think of any endangered species and lunatic homeopaths will sell it to you in a refreshing quack cure https://t.co/e3brA3Qo1M pic.twitter.com/1fumcegFRb
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 16, 2018
Got asthma? Have cockroaches! https://t.co/zyeHpTOqt4
— Take That, Medicine! (@Takethatdoctors) August 16, 2018
Royal Homeopath Dies in Collision with Lorry Days after Homeopathy is Kicked out of the NHS
-#News Queens Homeopath sadly killed by a lorry yesterday. This dreadfully sad tragedy happened only days after homeopathy was finally kicked out of NHS England for being NHS resource burning quackery: https://t.co/jXF86ujQsb
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 16, 2018
-@LaxmiAggarwal1 ....Cough... ahem...as I was saying just a while ago, conspiracy theorists will now have a field day. The question is will the Royals be appointing a replacement in light of the most embarrassing scientific facts about homeopathic quackery: https://t.co/HyYLKQpOQu
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 16, 2018
When an archbishop of canterbury dies we atheists do not mock and condemn the deceased immediately for how he earned his money from the gorms running the establishment and the gullible & desperate that he fleeced. We are bigger than that.
— Supermythbuster (@supermyths) August 16, 2018
Sunday, 12 August 2018
Vicious Predatory Woo
For fuck's sake. I am so sorry this happened to you Fiona. Morally bankrupt morons. The law needs to take this dangerous quacks in hand. Somehow.
— Elaine Ferguson (@fergusonelaine) August 12, 2018
Are American Babies Most at Risk from Dangerous Chiropractic Quackery?
#Babies in the USA are perhaps most at risk from chiropractic quackery https://t.co/w0vw3RtRff
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 12, 2018
Saturday, 11 August 2018
Criminology of Woo
Archived http://archive.is/L9mZV"Slow-worms are protected by law in Great Britain against being deliberately killed, injured or sold/traded.." It's illegal then for homeopaths to manufacture stuff made from slow worm. But Homeopthatic sales exist https://t.co/9N19fu0Rk4— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 11, 2018
On Slow Worms: https://t.co/kgO5iA3gbw pic.twitter.com/5INiegx0WT
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OMG has woo-woo Donald Trump been taking homeopathic grass snake?
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 11, 2018
"I was being spray-painted with a fake tan. ... I was bronze for a little while. Later my skin started to flake off with the tan spray. It felt a bit unsettling but also quite normal."
https://t.co/sPSYqYtKSI pic.twitter.com/yPG3Qg2qSS
The Criminology of Woo Crime and Deviance
Now that England has kicked homeopathy out of the NHS in August 2018 - if your GP tells you to take one of these insane quack cures you should report them: https://t.co/8sllStL6SI However, If you live in Scotland you can still be prescribed this liudicrous quackery. Lobby your MP
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 11, 2018
Friday, 10 August 2018
Dormouse Woo
#KickHomeopathyOutOfScotlandNHS Here is how I imagine quack charlatan homeopaths making their monster raving loony liquid dormouse remedy https://t.co/ysTfXM8MUl— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018
Liquid Sand Lizard and Red Squirrel Homeopathy Woo
-The sand lizard is yet another of so many protected species that nasty homeopath woo-quacks want you to buy off them. Insane quackery. Kick all homeopaths out of the Scottish NHS (the English have done it already). Homeopathy is raving loony quackery endorsed by Prince Charles. pic.twitter.com/S1EjiGkYuI— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018
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-Me too. But think of an endangered species and Google it alongside "homeopathy" and see what you get. They even use slow worms https://t.co/9N19fu0Rk4 for pity sake https://t.co/0yChQSB3g4
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018
-Do you like to consume quack cure nonsense on the Scottish NHS? If so, then how about a nice refreshing endangered Red Squirrel Smoothie anyone? https://t.co/p22ZCJhniT pic.twitter.com/nyeWDKxEYq
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018
Lots of Scottish skeptical activism on the issue of homeopathy in Scotland. But we're always happy to help. https://t.co/eUK65cuBzX
— Simon Singh (@SLSingh) August 10, 2018
Chiropractor Woo
Here is a video posted last week from a chiropractor explaining how chiropractic can help with Ebola. Video: https://t.co/EifcByq86M @DocBastard @McGillOSS @NightShiftMD @GoodThinkingSoc @PileOfGoop @QuackeryDog
— Health Watch (@HealthWatch123) August 10, 2018
Managerialism Woo
-We @lizmorrish @ProfRArmitage @TimNewburn @BritSocCrim are gathering evidence regarding the ruination of our universities by nasty and aggressive anti-academic #managerialism #woo This is making academics ill. Making them suicidal. Harming society. There will be a reckoning. pic.twitter.com/A9DmN1T0Ga
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018
Somewhere in a not quite parallel universe @SLSingh @EdzardErnst @TeessideSitP, physicists in the USA witnessed a flock of homeopath quack charlatans flying in typical V-formation away from their previous nesting grounds in NHS England. They were headed towards a new home.
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018
Barking Mad Homeopathy: Why is this woo still on offer in Scottish NHS services?
The Storm Therapy "proving" page is archived hereAnother example of why homeopathy has been kicked out of NHS England. Yet it remains an NHS option in Scotland. Any Scots should read this very typical example of homeopathic nonsense "proving Tempesta" (rain water captured in a thunderstorm) #BarkingMad! https://t.co/keB6gNR41k pic.twitter.com/v3sUwL6O0C— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018
Thursday, 9 August 2018
Trump and Homeopaths Without Moral Borders on Ebola
-Ebola outbreaks: Science versus fear mongering and quackery: https://t.co/qpB7ZKzFKz pic.twitter.com/tJaPj2r8Cg
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 9, 2018
-Look at these homeopath quacks bragging about using endangered Galapagos Islands animals for their ludicrous "remedies". Here they encourage someone to try it out with the marine iguanna, The absolute ducking bastards #HomeopathsWithoutMoralBorders https://t.co/3AzZeuqWlf pic.twitter.com/BkmWDBazca
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 9, 2018
Whack-job homeopaths are also selling bats in their magic spells https://t.co/V7rgmdxHlw pic.twitter.com/C8LSmQABLm
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018
The Tory Party has Flown South - Over the Cuckoo's Nest with the Rest of the Quacks
-"Re-Tweet" .....get it twitter , tweet, sparrow........ha ha. But seriously, it's this sort of thing that shows why homeopathy is now kicked out of the NHS https://t.co/HXDIoulvJi and that the Tory party is nought but a mad flock of quacking loons: https://t.co/WxbevhsWte https://t.co/k1QrJisQ25
— BlessedVirginDarwin (@OnNavalTimber) August 9, 2018
England has kicked Homeopathy ut of the NHS because it is raving bonkers quackery. @MailOnline Next step Scotland, which continues to spend scarce NHS resources on twaddle like this - consuming dead sparrows and flapping about in lab coats tweeting https://t.co/Ti6iIoGI92 https://t.co/uyfhrYmTaO
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 9, 2018
Wednesday, 8 August 2018
Reiki Woo
-What!!!! #WooWoo
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 8, 2018
Reiki is being used in NHS hospitals?
https://t.co/NbRk3Iimdh
Right then let's all do a nice little correspondence course and become Quack Masters pic.twitter.com/2zIoZctga8
The quack woo-woo Chiropractor's Energy Field https://t.co/YhOqWOGS9e
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 8, 2018
and Rupert Sheldrake's raving bonkers woo Morphic Resonance explained in one simple Heuristic device pic.twitter.com/jXnZVnkWKq
Quackery Tourism
-Having been kicked out of the NHS @SLSingh @EdzardErnst for being harmful quacks we now have the phenomenon of "Quackery Tourism" as practiced by these predatory homeopathy charlatans finding a new set of victims. Should this be made a criminal offence? https://t.co/zIoOgD6wkV pic.twitter.com/aivkm7IzlB
— Supermythbuster (@supermyths) August 8, 2018
Should we stop Britain exporting lunacy banned by the NHS as blatant woo-woo quackery? Surely, like predatory sex tourism, #QuackTourism should be be criminalised as a matter of urgency. Shouldn't it? https://t.co/PuVe8ig2Bt pic.twitter.com/xUZmvsmZG5
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 8, 2018
Tuesday, 7 August 2018
Radiation reduction homeopathy woo
Has homeopathy discovered real zero sum game in nuclear weaponry? 😂If so @EdzardErnst @WorldNuclear @CNDWorld who needs nuclear fallout shelters or deterrent when there's homeopathy? Toxic quacks now claim to have cure for radiation side/effects sickness https://t.co/1fpf4UhzzU pic.twitter.com/aSgWHAH47Y
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 6, 2018
Monday, 6 August 2018
Homeopathy Woo
-Quackery cubed: https://t.co/oXUWQ8TD4E pic.twitter.com/Ta89hDS8Z4
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 6, 2018
-/Channelling Barry Scott
— ∅ nullifidian (@nullifidian) August 7, 2018
"But wait, there's MORE!"https://t.co/FTxN8D8FWo
Now it's been kicked out of the NHS https://t.co/jq6gxhG7zD in 2018,
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 7, 2018
@SLSingh @EdzardErnst we should not forget that "weak and unstable" PM Theresa May refused to condemn the use of homeopathy in the NHS as she responded to 'lunatic' Tory MP in 2018 : https://t.co/VhuNEwevdL
Snake Oil Homeopathy
-Homeopaths - all of whom are money grubbing exploitative quacks - literally do actually prescribe snake oil to the desperate and gullible.
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 6, 2018
Seriously, these snake oil charlatans, you could not make this stuff up: https://t.co/TNTuhW5ZlN pic.twitter.com/5hoNlbu8Ee
So if they are simply "well intentioned" quacks, as opposed to predatory SCAMers these homeopathics are simply idiots then. How delightful, because they claim to treat what they call idiocy with their idiotic quack cures: https://t.co/W5KZfK7etV pic.twitter.com/GFEO021DUX
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 6, 2018
Crop Circle Homeopathy
-Now we have a statistic: 349,544 gullible idiots are living in 128 countries.
— Director 👺 (@Lucibub) August 6, 2018
-Problem solved: Sell them a homeopathic cure for being so gullible as to buy it https://t.co/PVqjOzxk9a
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 6, 2018
After selling you a homeopathic cure to treat fact you are gullible enough to buy it. https://t.co/PVqjOzxk9a "Well intentioned" homeopaths sell treatment if you crave swallowing even more bullhsit "Mercurius sol (Thrice a day): Craving to eat cow dung..." https://t.co/6gBgIOB6DY pic.twitter.com/AHRC5qJsNr
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 6, 2018
Saturday, 4 August 2018
The Sparrow Brief
For the history of Dysology, I have archived the Sparrow Proving file here , just in case it ever gets deleted. This may well be the world's funniest document. Read it with care. Ensure you are securely seated. If you begin a giggling fit please stop reading. Never read aloud in a public space, you may kill other people with uncontrollable laughter. The original Sparrow Brief file is here.
This is a very serious Twitter munitions-level #LaughterWarning.— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 4, 2018
Anyone reading the #SparrowProving homeopathy file aloud in public may kill a large number of people, who'll die rather slowly & exquisitely of laughter.
Remember, stupidity kills!https://t.co/Ti6iIoGI92 pic.twitter.com/5sNHQC1ss2
And if you can take any more after that, another unintentionally hilarious time can be had if you would care to enjoy an interview with Misha Norland, author of the Sparrow Proving file. Here
-You have to try to picture it don't you. My word, but it would make for a great TV comedy play. John Cleese @JohnCleese as Cardigan Sparrow?— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 4, 2018
-"Hello, University of Middlesex, I wish to register a complaint..."
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 4, 2018
Dead parrots, eagles, ravens, peregrine falcons used in homeopathic lunacy https://t.co/BPVfvMFcno
Archived https://t.co/fZp14uEHuc
Homeopathy courses validated by University of Middlesex https://t.co/4aBgSzgDwe pic.twitter.com/sKGdGcHvr9
-Still worse is the approval of the College of Chiroquacktic. Unbelievable ignorance by the department of education
— David Colquhoun (@david_colquhoun) August 4, 2018
We should not lose sight of the recent history of Middlesex University promoting and facilitating quackery. Now, for generations to come, quacks will bragg they have a MSc validated by @QAA in association with @MiddlesexUni . The ducking shame of it all!https://t.co/AoxVQGCLEP
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 4, 2018
On Acupuncture: Total prickery nonsense
On acupuncture total-prickery nonsense. Ernst @EdzardErnst @Hollyonline @Linda4Gibson reveals the national scandal that UK midwives are among the worst delinquent quackery SCAM promoters in the NHS: https://t.co/06gk6sQDZY
— Supermythbuster (@supermyths) August 4, 2018
Read page 146 of SCAM
https://t.co/N6qcdcQaDE pic.twitter.com/vZtzaEHbjl
Middlesex University Promotes Dangerous Homeopathic Quackery
- -£6700 2 year course The School of Homeopathy says you're licenced to practice as quack in homeopathy, which is booted out of the NHS for being utter quackery nonsense! https://t.co/ADKnrrOsXu— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 4, 2018
But far worse it's all done in partnership with @MiddlesexUni : https://t.co/1zlbdoRHZg pic.twitter.com/XLQ4r7hAm3
Telegraph article on this university scandal Here -
-That PDF h/t @Dysology is *incredible*. 71 pages of gibberish-roulette - land on any page and marvel at the bollocks. People doing a homeopathic proving (!) of house sparrow find they want to flap their arms more and fly. #homeopathy pic.twitter.com/DvhQt6LVpv
— Jo Brodie (@JoBrodie) August 4, 2018
-Ever wondered how barking mad homeopathy is? Why not read how taking a dilute solution of dead bird may cause nesting and perching behaviour 😂 https://t.co/YbuOetThcG
— steven trotter (@professionaldog) August 4, 2018
As I said, should be classified by #MOD as munitions level humour. So funny it could kill large numbers of the British due to our particularly culturally sensitive sense of humour. WARNING! DO NOT READ The #SprrarowProving doc. You may well die of laughter https://t.co/NNdsy3jPTg https://t.co/uFD3gwM3B1
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 4, 2018
Friday, 3 August 2018
Did the Queen take Komodo Dragon Spit as a Quack Cure?
-On The Royal Family Endorsing Quackery @EdzardErnst Did the The Queen consume Komodo Dragon saliva as a quack cure administered by the Royal Homeopath? https://t.co/KC0IkqmSZQ pic.twitter.com/WxTI6dHT1y— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 3, 2018
-Belief in Homeopathy #sheeple failure to think critically might well be key to unlocking secrets of human stupidity. e.g.— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 4, 2018
1. Homeopathic Komodo Dragon saliva https://t.co/7o77YcBTlp
2. Berlin Wall quackery https://t.co/zC6QvkM0NI
3. House sparrow madness https://t.co/NNdsy3jPTg pic.twitter.com/5B0j6tXnbe
We need to give Edzard Ernst a "daylight hood" because the Royal Family will never knight him after all he has done to expose their credulous and wilfully ignorant #Paltrowesque corrupt money grubbing stupidity https://t.co/JafsP1MoMa
— Supermythbuster (@supermyths) August 4, 2018
Thursday, 2 August 2018
The Last Bastions of Homeopathy Nonsense in England 2018
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| Art by Gabriel Woods. He really does not like Portland by the way. It made him very cross. More of his artwork here. |
-The Last Bastions of Homeopathic Quackery in England. https://t.co/UJjivBIccN pic.twitter.com/qdorHKYKaA— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 2, 2018
- -"James Randi has a standing offer of $1 million to anyone who can distinguish a highly dilute homeopathic remedy from plain water; @EdzardErnst @BPOverlords @TeessideSitP he’s in little danger of losing his money." https://t.co/bGpRLfrIP2 pic.twitter.com/izpEXsEhij— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 2, 2018
Portland you say. Since you wrote that, I wondered whether there is a homeopathic quack cure for obstinate stupidity that involves dilution of Portland Stone or cement? Unsurprisingly @EdzardErnst they prescribe it. But for what? That now is the question. https://t.co/3L814ojxx4 pic.twitter.com/XjUB990lhU— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 2, 2018
- -And look it prescribes fekin (oops sorry, irate language) local Portland Stone: https://t.co/3L814ojxx4 as a quack cure! Honestly, @SLSingh @EdzardErnst @BPOverlords you couldn't make this stuff up for a surreal comedy show, or horror story, because it's simply too unbelievable! pic.twitter.com/RzWHRJygHN— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 2, 2018
-Homeopaths give people a diluted owl quack cure. What a hoot.🦉 https://t.co/GmPBmqzQ6I
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 2, 2018
-Are you shy? Do you feel uncomfortable in social situations? Then timmer no longer my friends. Because what you need is a quack-dose of Dr Psych O'Homeopath's endangered whale juice cordial https://t.co/tTqnj4Ipky pic.twitter.com/xDXuVbpDf9
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 2, 2018
-Human nature & business being what it is, if homeopathy expands exponentially in India and China then each of many quackery entrepreneurs will want their own stockpiled source of 1 or 2 rhino horns & African elephant tusks. In that case the best of intentions would backfire.
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 3, 2018
Dr Psych O'Homeopath says:
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 3, 2018
"The Acorn Woodpecker @LaxmiAggarwal1 @EdzardErnst is on the red list of endangered species here: https://t.co/x9tK0MiTpG Yet for £4.95 a British quack cure homeopathy company will sell you it as an ingredient in a "magic spell" https://t.co/yd0cCqXA8P" pic.twitter.com/OxKHCHOB0u
Wednesday, 1 August 2018
Neck wrenching will increase the size of your penis and blood flow to your clitoris: Yeah right!
-Ahem. I can see where the Chiro-Penis-Master is coming from Edzard (no pun intended). Many of these SCAM artists use their neck and back wrenching pocket lining greed mongering at the expense of the vulnerable nonsense to claim to increase penis size https://t.co/OWXsQ2tWzx
— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 1, 2018
This 35-Year-Old CEO Is Selling $40 Jars of 'Sex Dust' to the Masses — and People Are Hooked https://t.co/LJt1HEaPFT @CaulfieldTim @DrJenGunter
— Health Watch (@HealthWatch123) August 1, 2018
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