Liquid Sand Lizard and Red Squirrel Homeopathy Woo

The sand lizard is yet another of so many protected species that nasty homeopath woo-quacks want you to buy off them. Insane quackery. Kick all homeopaths out of the Scottish NHS (the English have done it already). Homeopathy is raving loony quackery endorsed by Prince Charles. pic.twitter.com/S1EjiGkYuI

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018

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Me too. But think of an endangered species and Google it alongside "homeopathy" and see what you get. They even use slow worms https://t.co/9N19fu0Rk4 for pity sake https://t.co/0yChQSB3g4

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018

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Do you like to consume quack cure nonsense on the Scottish NHS? If so, then how about a nice refreshing endangered Red Squirrel Smoothie anyone? https://t.co/p22ZCJhniT pic.twitter.com/nyeWDKxEYq

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 10, 2018

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Lots of Scottish skeptical activism on the issue of homeopathy in Scotland. But we're always happy to help. https://t.co/eUK65cuBzX

— Simon Singh (@SLSingh) August 10, 2018

The Tory Party has Flown South - Over the Cuckoo's Nest with the Rest of the Quacks

"Re-Tweet" .....get it twitter , tweet, sparrow........ha ha. But seriously, it's this sort of thing that shows why homeopathy is now kicked out of the NHS https://t.co/HXDIoulvJi and that the Tory party is nought but a mad flock of quacking loons: https://t.co/WxbevhsWte https://t.co/k1QrJisQ25

— BlessedVirginDarwin (@OnNavalTimber) August 9, 2018

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England has kicked Homeopathy ut of the NHS because it is raving bonkers quackery. @MailOnline Next step Scotland, which continues to spend scarce NHS resources on twaddle like this - consuming dead sparrows and flapping about in lab coats tweeting https://t.co/Ti6iIoGI92 https://t.co/uyfhrYmTaO

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 9, 2018

Crop Circle Homeopathy

Now we have a statistic: 349,544 gullible idiots are living in 128 countries.

— Director 👺 (@Lucibub) August 6, 2018

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Problem solved: Sell them a homeopathic cure for being so gullible as to buy it https://t.co/PVqjOzxk9a

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 6, 2018

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After selling you a homeopathic cure to treat fact you are gullible enough to buy it. https://t.co/PVqjOzxk9a "Well intentioned" homeopaths sell treatment if you crave swallowing even more bullhsit "Mercurius sol (Thrice a day): Craving to eat cow dung..." https://t.co/6gBgIOB6DY pic.twitter.com/AHRC5qJsNr

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 6, 2018

The Sparrow Brief

For the history  of Dysology, I have archived the Sparrow Proving file here , just in case it ever gets deleted. This may well be the world's funniest document. Read it with care. Ensure you are securely seated. If you begin a giggling fit please stop reading. Never read aloud in a public space, you may kill other people with uncontrollable laughter. The original Sparrow Brief file is here.

This is a very serious Twitter munitions-level #LaughterWarning.

Anyone reading the #SparrowProving homeopathy file aloud in public may kill a large number of people, who'll die rather slowly & exquisitely of laughter.

Remember, stupidity kills!https://t.co/Ti6iIoGI92 pic.twitter.com/5sNHQC1ss2

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) August 4, 2018

And if you can take any more after that, another unintentionally hilarious time can be had if you would care to enjoy an interview with Misha Norland, author of the Sparrow Proving file. Here

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You have to try to picture it don't you. My word, but it would make for a great TV comedy play. John Cleese @JohnCleese as Cardigan Sparrow?

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 4, 2018

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"Hello, University of Middlesex, I wish to register a complaint..."

Dead parrots, eagles, ravens, peregrine falcons used in homeopathic lunacy https://t.co/BPVfvMFcno
Archived https://t.co/fZp14uEHuc
Homeopathy courses validated by University of Middlesex https://t.co/4aBgSzgDwe pic.twitter.com/sKGdGcHvr9

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 4, 2018

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Still worse is the approval of the College of Chiroquacktic. Unbelievable ignorance by the department of education

— David Colquhoun (@david_colquhoun) August 4, 2018

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We should not lose sight of the recent history of Middlesex University promoting and facilitating quackery. Now, for generations to come, quacks will bragg they have a MSc validated by @QAA in association with @MiddlesexUni . The ducking shame of it all!https://t.co/AoxVQGCLEP

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) August 4, 2018

A quick quack cure for financial stress? Wow. How much is?

There's a quack homeopathic pill (of course there is quack cures cure everything) for financial stress @BPOverlords @EdzardErnst @TeessideSitP @MartinSLewis Just be sure to pay the quack homeopath with money you can't afford to waste on such total rubbish https://t.co/r8mt9zQeW3

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) July 31, 2018

Homeopaths. Are they Psychos?

From:

Need any more proof that homeopathy is useless? We've just got it, so let's finally end this farce (Edzard Ernst)

 "[homeopathy is] a mingled mass of perverse ingenuity, of tinsel erudition, of imbecile credulity, and of artful misinterpretation, too often mingled in practice… with heartless and shameless imposition.”

As @grahamcmackenzi said "back to homeopathy not working" back to it being kicked out of the NHS because it is useless money grubbing quackery sold by greedy desperate psychos to the vulnerable. See this article by @EdzardErnst in the Independent newspaper https://t.co/PLIqfRYKDE

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) July 30, 2018

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Ha ha ha ha "being investigated" Don't you realise that is the standard claim of the typical demented and delusional psudoscholalry malicious cyberstalker? "Being investigated" by themselves and their dissociated personalities, and perhaps a few weirdo loser friends you mean.

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) July 30, 2018

Homeopathic psycho clowns claim they can cure laughter

Very industriously dishonest, since it is a hilarious quack cure SCAM @EdzardErnst, homeopaths have a lot of their nonsense "cures" that the money grubbing psycho clowns claim will cure laughing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Gets three #Itchybeard's award https://t.co/C5rwyH5NRy 🧔🧔🧔

— BlessedVirginDarwin (@OnNavalTimber) July 27, 2018

Homeopath Quacks are Preying on the Gullible

On homeopath scammers. You have to #laugh even though they are dangerous charlatans selling SCAM quack cures to fleece the gullible. Here: https://t.co/L2lWxYztT1 pic.twitter.com/3tHUGfLHc1

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) July 24, 2018

Homeopathy - quackery kicked out of the NHS for good reason

Clearly this homeopathic quack-cure (SCAM) recommend by these quacks for delusional thinking cannot work. Because if it did there would be no homeopaths or suckers paying for such utter nonsense (Homeopathy - kicked out of the NHS for being a SCAM!). https://t.co/EjV6nTjh0o

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Criminotweet) July 23, 2018

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What a treasure trove of dysology this quack website is @EdzardErnst Because it reveals that idiot homeopaths also offer to treat idiocy with their idiotic cures. Surely this is gross exploitation of the vulnerable by the unconscionable https://t.co/wOenhZrUiO

— BlessedVirginDarwin (@OnNavalTimber) July 23, 2018

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Getting bored baiting homeopathy quacks. So because I couldn't stop yawing at their raving looney replies I found something amazingly funny, on a typical homeopathic website (it also promotes dangerous antivaxx nonsense) we find a quack cure for yawning: https://t.co/93z0sOvykW

— BlessedVirginDarwin (@OnNavalTimber) July 23, 2018

Homeopathic Jokes

With their falthists teeth in a jar?

— Dr Mike Sutton (@Dysology) April 11, 2018

Is there, logically, something pathologically psychopathic about homeopathy?

FROM THE BRITISH NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE WEBSITE (here)   

Homeopathy is a 'treatment' based on the use of highly diluted substances, which practitioners claim can cause the body to heal itself.

A 2010 House of Commons Science and Technology Committee report on homeopathy   said that homeopathic remedies perform no better than placebos, and that the principles on which homeopathy is based are "scientifically implausible". This is also the view of the Chief Medical Officer, Professor Dame Sally Davies.

Does it work?

There has been extensive investigation of the effectiveness of homeopathy. There is no good-quality evidence that homeopathy is effective as a treatment for any health condition (see What can we conclude from the evidence?)   .

So far so good, because the NHS accepts homeopathy does not work.

The telling question then is why in the name of Veracity is it prescribed by their paid employees as a medical treatment on medical treatment premises paid for by British tax payers?

From the NHS website   :

It is available on the NHS?

Homeopathy is not available on the NHS in all areas of the country, but there are several NHS homeopathic hospitals and some GP [general medical practice] practices also offer homeopathic treatment.

The sham treatment shame of it!